i cant believe that i havent been in this house in two years but i sill remember where the bathroom is now that im there !!???? thanks drunk self from 2y ago i guess

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

"I’m Stannis. I hate sunshine. When did gum get so fancy? This escalator goes too fast."

— Stannis Baratheon, A Clash of Kings (via silasbenjamins)

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

# m

captainhooker:

thats nOT WHAT I MEANT

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vanity fair italia

Elementary AU:
         ↳ Natalie Dormer as Sherlock Holmes.

imadad3:

firstgaydog:

in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie

last night was really really cool i love my friends but the fact i woke up at 3 PM really puts me off like WHAT THE FUCK

friend just called me and was like “WE’RE OUT DO YOU WANNA JOIN US ” and i was like “YEAH” and then i added “I CAN BE THERE IN 20 MINUTES”

………..; THE FUCK DID I SAY THAT FOR LMAO well im off bye

HW